Commercials, some are funny, some annoy.

Wanna Fanta? Die you annoying fools!
And the wheel, goes round... Thank you Bridgestone, you've tell me that 45 times a day, I forget things like that.
Forenza, FORENZA! SUZUKI!! A bit repetitive, but it's ok.
People do stupid things. Woohoo hoo hoo hoo! Not only are my eyes dry, but my ears stopped working.
Tell this court, have you ingested anything to change your body? Yes, a Subway sandwich. HOLY CRAP! CAN YOU FREAKING BELIEVE IT! ARREST HIS BUTT.
I'm driven, I'm driven, I'm driven to do my own thing, my own thing my- my-own thing-own thing. -_-' Repetition to the extreme there, Driven.
*annoying music loop depicting beats* Vehix.com This comercial can be made 300% shorter without losing content.
This time he's serious. Minding the Store. Pauly Shore, no offense, but your commercials suck like crap.
It's liquid, it's ice, no you're right it's liquid, no it's ice.. Haha, they can't annoy me.
It's all about the O... and then again, on occasion, it's all about the gold. Do you really need to be naked? And gold doesn't start with O.
This is Bob...get more confidence, like Bob. What the hell happenned to him? I don't want to be like that.
It just selected a target! What target? Us... mmm, if you feel that your computer is running too slow, zap it with twelve thousand mega-volts of electricity and it will become smarter.
You pay what we pay on the new Saturn. Dibs. Dibs. Diiibs. First of all, this is a weak commercial. Secondly, "Dibs."
I O Let's Go! Diet Pepsi! ...

Does J.K. Rowling put depth into her work. My brother and I, after a shocking realization, have uncovered the truth.

First of all, she has added some very stereotypical things about society. For example, The Weasleys represent a Mexican family, poor with lots of kids. Don't get me wrong, because in the end, we find the the Weasleys are more human than many of the rich. Harry Potter himself is a representation of an African American. Why? Simple, he is an oppressed underdog that truimps in the end. Hermione's intelligence and beauty means she's Asian, of course.

Albus Dumbledore shows what society lacks. No one currently in power can even come close to Dumbledore's personality.
Snape = Graves.


Lord Voldemort is none other than Osama bin Laden himself. He doesn't freaking die. The Quirrel guy, who was half You-know-who, also had a turban.


*SPOILER* The last word in the 6th book is: Hermione. *SPOILER*



ok, with that out of the way, I would like to tell you all that it is possible to cut a watermelon in two with a coat hanger. Don't ask.

You know what I realized? I realized that in the big paragraph thingies, where I list all these people's names and crap about them, I always post the same people. Of course, almost all of them comment to my LJ, which does give them a plus. But yeah, this time, I've decided to use people I've never used before!

Please note that these people may or may not be affliated with me. Any harm caused is purely unintentional. If you do not wish for a certain name to appear, please contact you local Sylkara.

George Xu has eaten at least one booger in his life. Wayne Cheng is a Go master. Laurence Jiang doesn't know who Dr. Fry is. Mrs. Graves has dug one for many. ... that is all.

My first IM of the day:
kWlAzNKiD: heyhey, okay lets say i recorderd stuff onto a dvd camcorder
kWlAzNKiD: how woould i go bout loading it onto the computer?
kWlAzNKiD signed off at 1:34:32 PM.
Because he signed off, I was unable to tell him to try putting the DVD in his computer.

Who wants to watch Backstroke of the West?

In our world today, there are a lot of people who do even more stupid things. We condem these actions. However, sometimes, we critisize a bit too much. Sometimes, we try to make things seem stupid just so others will agree and laugh. For example:

"Holy crap... did you hear about that one guy? He got DEHYDRATED when he was swimming in a POOL! Dude... soooo stuuppiiidddd....."
"uh... OHHH... yeah, seriously... just drink the water.. omg so stupid...of him..."

"Dude, nowadays Hollywood makes all their movies trying to sound smart and crap. Did you see the first Spiderman? Dude, they hella made the spider DNA look like human DNA... so stupid.."
"Oh, that's because, you like, because the spider's DNA gets spliced into his DNA, so yeah, that's why."
"mmm, I guess you're right."

"Can you believe it, the fire station burned down the other day, OMG soooo dummb..."
"Man, some people really don't know what they're doing, huh.."

"HE CRASHED INTO A PARKED CAR?!?!"

"Get this, like now way, HE COULD NOT read into sarcasm at allll... did you see his reply?!"
"Maybe he was being double sarcastic."
"Dude, I can tell, he was not sarcastic at all, man, soooo stupid..."

"Some guy died from hypothermia in Las Vegas, how the freak do you do that? Some freaking idiot..."
"I heard he forced into some big freezer thingy."
"So?! He was in LAS VEGAS, and he died from HYPOTHERMIA."

How is it that every time that I watch Star Trek it ends up being really messed up?
I randomly flipped to the channel playing Star Trek, and found that the episode was about Data talking to Einstein, Newton, and other great minds. Then he's later beamed back into some Midwestern farm house.

Then, the other day, I coincidentally found Star Trek playing on TV. So, being bored, I decided to watch. At first, the episode seemed ok, with a workable plot. The ship comes to two planets in which one planet does nothing but industrialize a drug for the second planet. In return, the second planet, who is sufferring from a 200-year plague, gives the first planet everything needed to live comfortably and stuff. Anyway, it turns out that the drug is no longer used to cure the "illness" but to cause addiction. There is no more plague, and the first planet discovered that they could used tohe drug as a narcotic and exploit the first planet. Thus, when the people of the 2nd planet don't get the drug, they get all messed up and feel like they are going to die.

So I was like, wow, interesting episode. Then, all of a sudden, some boy working on the Enterprise's control deck turns around and asks, "Why do people do drugs?" A lady turns around and says, "Well, sometimes, people become poverished and down. They then use drugs to escape. Actually, drugs can make you kind of happy." The boy goes, "But I don't get it, it isn't real, right? Why don't they just stop?" The lady replied, "You see, drugs are a powerful substance, and it's very difficult to stop." "I still don't get it. I guess I'm just too young to understand drugs." "And I hope you never do."

After that, I've decided that Star Trek writers need help.

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